QUOTE(cellist @ Sep 26 2006, 08:00)
A chto kaksaetsia netradicionnwh sexorientacii,chto budem delat Chaikovskim,Oborinwm i Rihterom...
Oskarom Wildom,Leonardom Bernstainom,Polovinoi velikih tancorov i ....
Napisal tolko pervwh prishedshih v golovu...
Da ,vot esche vspomnil parochku ---Leonardo i Micelangelo...
Iskusstvom perevodchika ne bleshu, tak chto perevod kak obychno oochen' vol'nyi, no zato "POSTORONNIM V".... ne vosrpeshen. Prosto potomu, chto u nas na forume net postoronniM Q1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis;would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Vopros 1: Esli by vy znali beremennuyu bol'nuyu sifilisom zhenshinu, u kotoroi uzhe imeetsya 8 detei, iz nih 3 - gluhie, 2 - slepye, odin umstvenno-otstalyi, porekomendovali by vy ei sdelat' abort?Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer of this one.
Prochitaite sleduyushiy vopros do togo kak opuskat'sya vniz k otvetu na Vopros1. Q2: It is time to elect the world
leader, and your vote counts. Here are
the facts about the three leading candidates:
Vopros2: Vo vremya vyborov lidera mirovogo masshtaba vash golos mozhet okazat'sya reshayushim. Vam izvestny sleduyushie fakty o treh lidiruyushih kandidatah:Candidate A --- Associates with crooked
politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidat A: Zameshan v delah s korumpirovannymi politikami, konsul'tiruetsya s astrologami. U nego bylo dve lyubovnizy. On prikurivaet novuyu sigaretu ot staroi i vypivaet 8-10 krepkih napitkov v den'. Candidate B --- He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidat B: Ego dvazhdy vydvoryali iz offica, obychno spit do poludnya, v institute balovalsya opiumom i kazhdyi vecher p'et horoshuyu porziyu whiskey. Candidate C --- He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Candidat C: Zasluzhennyi geroi voiny. Vegetarianez, ne kurit, p'et pivo po sluchayu i nikogda ne imel romanov vne braka.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then Scroll
down for the answer.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
..and by the way:
Answer to the abortion question - if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Mezhdy prochim: Otvet na vopros ob aborte - esli vy skazali da, vy tol'ko chto ubili Bethovena.Kind of makes you think !!!
Zadumalis', odnopolchane?